Master Tells Jokes

There was a man whose house was being robbed. The robber pointed a gun at the man and asked him to give him his money and valuables. The man then told him, "To tell you the truth, nowadays the economy has gone down. My company has almost gone bankrupt, so I don't have anything for you. So if you shoot me, it won't do you any good. Even though we look like this, we don't have any more money. We also have many debts.

A girl went to the hospital to visit a famous movie star who had a minor accident while making a film -- probably a broken arm, foot or something. As soon as she knocked on the door an old woman opened it. The old woman said, "We've already left a sign outside. Only family members can come in to visit. Didn't you see it?

In one classroom, a teacher was explaining to the class that their ancestors were Adam and Eve. A little child raised his hand and said, "My father taught me differently. The teacher asked, "What? The little child answered, "My father said that our ancestors were monkeys.

A policeman took a monkey to his boss. The boss asked, "What kind of monkey business are you getting up to?

He said, "This monkey was wandering on the streets, not following any of the rules. I'm turning him in. The boss said, "Oh, my God! You're so dumb! If you catch a monkey, you have to take it to the zoo. Why bring it to me. Take it to the zoo!