Master Tells Jokes

Friend: "It's strange! I notice that I have very bad breath lately. I only realize now that meat eating people have bad breath."

Fellow initiate: "Is that so? I really don't know. I can not smell it."

Friend: "You can't smell it? I am talking to you and you can't smell it!"

Fellow initiate: "That's right! Of course I can't smell it. You are in Taipei, I am in Tainan, and we are talking on the phone. How can I smell it?"

Friend: "Yes! Yes! I forgot. Since I read the Master's book that you sent me, I began to notice my bad breath. I've decided to become a vegetarian, and try not to eat meat, because people who eat meat really have bad breath. Wait till I cleanse myself, I will go to the meditation center to see Master."

Reverend Master, You are so great. Sentient beings immediately have a response after reading Your books. You have to be an real enlightened Master to have such great powers! I am very grateful to You, God Master, for Your compassion.