Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai
Cambodia July 19, 1996 (Originally in English)

      There was a banker who attended a dinner party, and a friend said to him, "Oh! I heard that your bank is looking for a cashier," and the banker said "Yes, yes, we are, we are." And then the friend said, "But I thought you just hired one a few weeks ago." So the banker replied, "Yes, yes, indeed, we did. That's the one we're looking for now." So the friend said, "Can you describe him? What does he look like?" And the banker replied, "Well, he is about five feet tall and (we're about) one hundred thousand dollars short."

Please come to the following web sites to enjoy the original audio and video versions of these jokes, and you will be happy all day long. You may share the joy of Master's humor with those around you as well.

http://www.godsdirectcontact.org/video/joke/116/ http://www.godsdirectcontact.org.tw/eng/light_sound/jokes/116/